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Kleenex, Penis... Yeah
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Sep. 19th, 2007 | 05:14 am
location: Lansing, Michigan almost to Dreamland
mood: 
dirty
Today I discussed severed penises & apple cores...
It all started when Amanda finished eating her apple while in the back of the truck. Willie had also eaten an apple & was going to throw away the apple core. Suddenly Amanda pipes up & says "I've wrapped my apple core in a penis. Can you throw mine away too?!" But of course, that's not what she REALLY said! The actual statement was much less disturbing, "I've wrapped my apple core in a Keenex."
Kleenex, penis... Yeah, I have a dirty mind. The most soiled aspect of all this was the mental imagery that popped into my minds eye. A severed penis, deflated, squishy, & wrapped around an apple core to the best of it's abilities. Don't ask, I swear I don't know how or where my mind wanders to most of the time when left idle.
It all started when Amanda finished eating her apple while in the back of the truck. Willie had also eaten an apple & was going to throw away the apple core. Suddenly Amanda pipes up & says "I've wrapped my apple core in a penis. Can you throw mine away too?!" But of course, that's not what she REALLY said! The actual statement was much less disturbing, "I've wrapped my apple core in a Keenex."
Kleenex, penis... Yeah, I have a dirty mind. The most soiled aspect of all this was the mental imagery that popped into my minds eye. A severed penis, deflated, squishy, & wrapped around an apple core to the best of it's abilities. Don't ask, I swear I don't know how or where my mind wanders to most of the time when left idle.